Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Completely Conspicuous 674: You Can Leave Your Hat On

Part 2 of my conversation with guest Phil Stacey as we celebrate the return of the MLB season by counting down our favorite baseball hats. Listen to the episode below or download directly (right click and "save as").

Show notes:

  • On to our top 10
  • Phil's #10: Reaching back to the '50s with the Phillies
  • Jay's #10: Mid-90s Mariners 
  • Good use of seafoam green
  • '90s uniforms had a lot of bold colors: Teal, purple
  • Phil's #9: The simplicity of the SF Giants hat
  • Hat designs got pretty weird over the years
  • Corduroy hats were a thing for a while
  • Jay's #9: Classic A's green and yellow look
  • Phil's #8: Dodgers' classic blue and white is another look that hasn't changed
  • Bandwagon jumpers are inevitable
  • Jay's #8: St. Louis Cardinals navy blue with red logo
  • Had one that got ruined at Lollapallooza '93
  • Phil's #7: The mid-70s Angels hat with the halo
  • Lots of different looks for the Angels over the years
  • Jay's #7: Phillies' hat from late '70s/early '80s
  • Phil's #6: Sticking with Philly with the A's from the '30s
  • Some hats are instant conversation pieces for middle-aged guys
  • Jay's #6 and Phil's #4: Another classic look with the Tigers
  • Ruining hats by working out in them
  • Phil's #5: Kansas City A's with the kelly green
  • Jay's #5: Brooklyn Dodgers with the classic B
  • Jackie Robinson era
  • Jay's #4: Can't go wrong with the Cubs "C" hat
  • Some cool Cubs hats over the years
  • Phil's #3: Iconic Red Sox blue hat
  • Jay's #3: White Orioles hat with the cartoon bird
  • Tried a more realistic bird in the '90s
  • Phil's #2: The Braves' 70s hat with the lower case A
  • Jay's #2: The Blue Jays' all-blue hat introduced in the late '80s
  • Are middle-aged guys more likely to wear hats?
  • Phil's #1: Orioles' mid-60s to mid-70s black hat with orange bill
  • Jay's #1: Original Expos hat
  • In Canada, Toronto fans hate the Canadiens but love the Expos
  • Defunct but beloved team

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The opening and closing theme of Completely Conspicuous is "Theme to Big F'in Pants" by Jay Breitling. Voiceover work is courtesy of James Gralian.

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Completely Conspicuous 673: A Tip of the Cap

Part 1 of my conversation with guest Phil Stacey as we celebrate the return of the MLB season by discussing our favorite baseball hats. Listen to the episode below or download directly (right click and "save as").

Show notes:

  • We've both purchased many hats over the years
  • Back in the '70s and '80s, you didn't have a lot of viewing choices for baseball games
  • Baseball cards were a big factor in figuring out the hats and logos you liked
  • Hats can fade, especially the dark blue ones
  • When you just can't wear a Yankees hat
  • Now there are so many alternate jerseys, hats, logos
  • You can get hats in different colors and styles
  • Old guys like us don't like flat-bill caps
  • Other sports don't wear hats as part of the uniform, but you can get hats for their teams
  • We often get hats of teams we have no affinity for
  • Phil's honorable mentions: Black Sox-era White Sox, Boston/Milwaukee Braves, Cardinals from the '40s, Pirates pillbox hat from the '70s, Cleveland Chief Wahoo hat from the '50s
  • Jay's honorable mentions: Reds, Brewers '70s hat with the glove logo, Royals, Expos all-blue hats in the '90s, Mariners '70s hat, Blue Jays original hat
  • Phil: Seattle Pilots had a bad hat, with a touch of stolen valor    
  • To be continued

Completely Conspicuous is available through wherever you get podcasts. Subscribe and write a review!

The opening and closing theme of Completely Conspicuous is "Theme to Big F'in Pants" by Jay Breitling. Voiceover work is courtesy of James Gralian.